wow. wow. wow. this is how I feel most of the time.
can I touch ‘em? wow. I would like to touch ‘em.
…whoooa. wooww. I don’t like to touch ‘em.
Jedidialog.
The only time I drink is at weddings. Because at weddings, you’re with friends, family, and safe. you know?
multi-task. sing and more.
most exercises are from the neck down… but I thought to myself, why not look like a blonde super nova and frighten children with my face?
nothing says ‘teach my kids’ like old men with legs in the air and wind in their hair.
what. the. fuh. heck.
I want to join cirque du soleil.
I quote, “the punishment fits the crime”
I am SO proud I was born in the 80’s.
(because if I was born in the 90’s, I could’ve been a product of this dating video)
George Brett Autotuned.
The true lyrics
VS.
The Original. (the moves are still crazy)
Finally, my faith found a mouth piece.
I can’t stop.
Obama = Tyranny.
…this man is paid for this.
